♥ Tuesday, January 30, 2007
You know how every school has dentention classes for all the "pai-kias" (naughty kids)?
And yes of course Maris Stella has her own dentention classes, better known as iCan.
And yes, dentention classes in Harry Potter are a billiion times more exciting.
And yes, dentention classes in other schools aren't as retarded and an insult to my charactar as iCan.
To start things off, the moment the teacher comes, the first sentence was, "Apparently there are so many idiots that a classroom can't fit all of you in."
We were labelled idiots. Even for someone like as innocent like me.
Fine then we proceeded to the canteen where we were only allowed to have 4 benches.
Then we got a piece of paper.
And I got a shock of my life.
5 questions were there for us to answer.
And they are all the same, just phrased differently.
1) Why were you here?
2) What could you have done differently?
3) What could you have done to prevent yourself from getting into further trouble?
4) What have you learnt from this situation you are in now?
5) Who can you seek help from to prevent yourself from getting into further trouble?
The questions are not 100% accurate cos I don't have a photographic memory.
Anyway, look at the questions! 3/5 of them are SIMILAR.
And someone asked the teacher about this obviously retarded system.
The answer? 'Yes they are all the same but you must phrase your answers differently."
Oh yeah, what the fuck.
And you know what, they give you like 6-10 spaces for each bloody questions.
And you MUST fill in all 10 spaces and no leaving of line in between.
Ah Great, training for my Creative Writing.
Well, so of course I MUST exercise my creative brain juices.
Yeah, I had one answer that reads "The first person I should seek help is God .... ... ... ..."
Yeah spiritual answers.
And I gave naggy answers too. Like beat around the bush, when I could just cut them and the main points would only take up like 3 spaces?
And the thing that got me the most PISSED OFF. My blood pratically BOILED at it.
They gave you an acknowledgement letter to let your parents sign.
And a part of the letter reads this,
"He has had committed the following offence(s):
1) No tie on Monday, 29/1
2) _________________
3) _________________
Despite receiving more than a verbal warning from his teacher."
What the fuck again! I hate that last line "Despite receiving more than a verbal warning from his teacher." Yah right, a verbal warning, my form teacher didn't bother giving a verbal warning. What sort of lies is this? Nonsense!
Thank YOU, Mr Chia Kok Pin, your 'verbal warning' was indeed totally invisible to my eyes.
Seriously, iCan could be less retarded.
I know I've made a mistake and I don't mind going for iCan but calling me an idiot? Uh-uh, no way.
Besides, hey I heard a Verbal Warning, give me one first before sending me for iCan, ya?
So, PLEASE my teachers, READ the instructions for sending pupils to iCan before you lose control over this fantastic power.
Oh by the way, some reasons were totally hilarious.
"Attempeting to open locked doors."
Oh God, I'm laughing at the lame reasons being listed out by the teacher.
Bullshit + total nonsensical and illogical retardedness = iCan.
"I CAN do for the better!"
Shut up already.
Listened to music @ 9:15 PM
